34 posts tagged “qotd”
What books did you love as a child?
Submitted by hearts.
... as a new husband said to his wife on their wedding night; "this is my penis, if you want to have sex pull it once, if you don't want to have sex pull it 200 times"
... how did helen keller get burns on her face? she answered her iron.
... a guy opens his door to trick or treaters one halloween to find two naked black children. When he inquired to the brother and sister to what their costume was he was told as the boy pointed to himself "Almond Joy's got nuts"... then pointing to his sisters chest... "Mounds don't"
What is your stupid human trick?
Submitted by Scarlett.
I can touch my tongue to my nose.
No fotos.
What are you thankful for?
My good friend vasco_de_gamma, he is like a brother to me and I am thankful he has never been hit by a truck.
What's on your Top 5 video games list?
Submitted by mileena.
1. Mike Tyson's Punch Out
Racist, sure. But who DOESNT like beating up some fag from Spain?
Seriously! I mean, WHO DOESNT LIKE BEATING UP SOME FAG FROM SPAIN?
2. Animal Crossing
No video game has ever controlled my life as much as this one.
3. Def Jam Fight for NY
Little Kim fights Henry Rollins. Who wins? We do.
4. Def Jam Vendetta
Where I first discovered I could beat up Carmen Electra for money. Then spend that money on face tattoos and tennis shoes.
5. Monster Rancher
What's your method for calculating a tip?
stupidest QOTD ever.
What song best describes your current mood?
Submitted by Section31.
(feat. 50 Cent)
[Chorus: 50 Cent]
I got the magic stick
I know if I can hit once, I can hit twice
I hit the baddest chicks
Shorty don't believe me, then come with me tonight
And I'll show you magic
(What? What?) Magic (uh huh uh huh)
I got the magic stick
[50 Cent]
I'm a freak to the core
Get a dose once, you gon' want some more
My tongue touch ya girl, ya toes bound to curl
This exclusive shit I don't share with the world
I have you up early in the mornin, moanin
Back shot, proper or low can't stop us
Been a fiend for this since Rakim made hits
Get the position down pat, then it's time to switch
I'll rock the boat, I'll work the middle
I speed it up, straight beat it up..
.. and I ain't in the hood with my toast out loc'n
I'm in the telly workin up a sweat strokin
Tonight's the night, you can fall in love
You can call your mama right now, tell her you met a thug
I pop a lot of shit cause I can back it up
My left stroke's the death stroke
[Chorus: Lil' Kim]
I got the magic clit
I know if I get licked once, I get licked twice
I am the baddest chick
Shorty you don't believe me, then come with me tonight
And I'll show you magic
(What? What?) Magic, uh huh uh huh
I got the magic clit
[Lil' Kim]
Lil' Kim not a hore
But I sex a nigga so good, he gotta tell his boys
When it, come to sex don't test my skills
Cause my head game have you HEAD over heels
Give a nigga the chills, have him pay my bills
Buy matchin Lambo's with the same color wheels...
.. and I ain't out shoppin spendin dudes C-notes
I'm in the crib givin niggaz deep throat
Tonight Lil' Kim gon' have you in the zone
Girls, call ya crib, I'm answerin' the phone
Guys wanna wife me 'n' give me the ring
I'll do it anywhere, anyhow,down for anything
Couple of humps, give a nigga goosebumps
This junk in my trunk ain't made for chumps
When Lil' Kim's around you don't need to lie
It's the "Drugs" baby, I'm makin' ya HIGH!!
[Chorus: 50 Cent + (Lil' Kim)]
I got the magic stick
I know if I can hit once, I can hit twice
(I give em' the baddest chick
Shorty you don't believe me, then come with me tonight
And I'll show you magic What? What?)
Magic(uh-huh, uh-huh)
(I got the magic clit)
[Lil' Kim + (50 Cent)]
I put your face in it
I know you sprung off in your tongue, I know you tastin it
(Sex ain't a race) But I have a thug nigga breakin records
And the time is (one minute, six seconds)
(Magic stick) I got the magic box
HAVE THAT ASS TRICKIN AFTER ONE BACK SHOT
(The gifts, the ice, I like that a lot)
The minks, the leathers, the CL drop
[Chorus: 50 Cent + (Lil Kim)]
I got the magic stick
I know if I can hit once, I can hit twice
I hit the baddest chicks
Shorty don't believe me, then call me tonight
And I'll show you magic
(What? What?) Magic
[IN UNISON] I got the magic stick (clit)
[Chorus: Lil' Kim + (50 Cent)]
I know if I get licked once, I get licked twice
I give em' the baddest chick
Shorty you don't believe me, then call me tonight
And I'll show you magic
(What? What? Magic), uh huh uh huh
[IN UNISON] I got the magic clit (stick)
If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live? Why?
Submitted by abcdefg81.
London. Shopping. And the same reason I moved to Oregon, the people here are so unattractive my family rises like cream to the top.
What is your favorite scent?
Submitted by Erinen.
yellow curry!
Speaking of. I have my pumpkin seeds to deal with today!
Do you believe in ghosts? Have you ever seen a ghost?
Submitted by Nancy.
My good friend, Ry, recently posted a picture of some strange ORBS he saw at a cemetary while it was raining. He says it's not rain on the lense as he was inside a car with the windows rolled up. I guess that would also rule out actual reflection on the rain from the window... I don't know, I don't understand this "science" stuff, or this "practical knowladge" crap either. All I know is ORBS!
Pretty much this photo is conclusive of the exsitence of both ghosts and demons.
And nerds.
