What books did you love as a child?
Submitted by hearts.
... as a new husband said to his wife on their wedding night; "this is my penis, if you want to have sex pull it once, if you don't want to have sex pull it 200 times"
... how did helen keller get burns on her face? she answered her iron.
... a guy opens his door to trick or treaters one halloween to find two naked black children. When he inquired to the brother and sister to what their costume was he was told as the boy pointed to himself "Almond Joy's got nuts"... then pointing to his sisters chest... "Mounds don't"
Show us a candid photo.
Submitted by dearbarbz.
I'm sure I am not the only one that obsessivly checks the wikideaths several times a day to see who has died.
All the time there are fake one or ones for people who are not famous... whatever.
This one today had me at first curious....
- John Sweeney, 95, male entertainment industry, also predident of KGB. Worked for Girls Gone Wild, and Deep Throat. [6]
Also president of KGB.
What is your stupid human trick?
Submitted by Scarlett.
I can touch my tongue to my nose.
No fotos.
I am loving sweet potatoes right now. I just cut them in half and let them bake in the oven for a while until they are carmelized. OMFG, I can't handle it. I had that with a salad the other night and it was like the most perfect meal. I wonder if I can get sick from sweet poatoes if I eat one with every meal. I just had half for breakfast! It seriously is so satisfying!
So it's been my busy time of the year. Food and all, grocery stores... anyway did a 7 day stretch of work, had thanks giving off... spent the day cooking, then worked today but took a short shift. I'm beat, no joke. I used to work hours like this all the time now I'm so incredibly lazy.
Got my rainboots in the mail! Now I have to buy some socks from SOCKDREAMS.com
It's very hard for me not to buy like thousands of pairs of socks from these people. All the over the knee and knee socks, I can't handle it! Now they have nylon ones... NYLON over the knee! stripes! it's like a dream come true.
Now I'm watching The Sadist with the family and relaxing.
OH AND DID YOU KNOW I MADE A PUMPKIN PIE THAT IS LIKE THE GREATEST PUMPKIN PIE EVER?
Also I made ertog bread with a very nice ertog!
What are you thankful for?
My good friend vasco_de_gamma, he is like a brother to me and I am thankful he has never been hit by a truck.
What's on your Top 5 video games list?
Submitted by mileena.
1. Mike Tyson's Punch Out
Racist, sure. But who DOESNT like beating up some fag from Spain?
Seriously! I mean, WHO DOESNT LIKE BEATING UP SOME FAG FROM SPAIN?
2. Animal Crossing
No video game has ever controlled my life as much as this one.
3. Def Jam Fight for NY
Little Kim fights Henry Rollins. Who wins? We do.
4. Def Jam Vendetta
Where I first discovered I could beat up Carmen Electra for money. Then spend that money on face tattoos and tennis shoes.
5. Monster Rancher
What's your method for calculating a tip?
stupidest QOTD ever.
